Add command to generate random Bush quotes

never misunderestimate me

src/cogs/misc.py

@@ -406,6 +406,94 @@ class Misc(commands.Cog):
 
         await interaction.response.send_message(random_excuse)
 
+    @app_commands.checks.cooldown(1, 2)
+    @app_commands.command(name="bushism", description="Generates a random George W. Bush quote")
+    async def cs2excuse(self, interaction: discord.Interaction):
+        """
+        The 43rd President of the United States is responsible for countless words of wisdom.
+
+        Parameters
+        ----------
+        interaction (discord.Interaction): Slash command context object
+        """
+
+        bushisms = [
+            "I think we agree, the past is over.",
+            "We can have filters on Internets where public money is spent.",
+            "They misunderestimated me.",
+            "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.",
+            "Families is where nations find hope, where wings take dream.",
+            ("There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas," 
+             "probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on... "
+             "shame on you.' Fool me—you can't get fooled again."),
+            ("Too many good docs are getting out of the business. "
+             "Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love "
+             "with women all across this country."),
+            ("I'm going to put people in my place, so when the history of "
+             "this administration is written at least there's an authoritarian "
+             "voice saying exactly what happened."),
+            ("See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over "
+             "and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of "
+             "catapult the propaganda."),
+            ("I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out "
+             "what happened inside this Oval Office."),
+            ("Tribal sovereignty means that: It’s sovereign. It’s- you’re a..." 
+             "you’re a… you’ve been given sovereignty, and you’re viewed… as a "
+             "sovereign entity. And, therefore, the relationship between the "
+             "Federal government and… Tribes is one between sovereign entities."),
+            ("I'm the commander, see. I don't need to explain—I do not need to "
+             "explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being "
+             "the President. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say "
+             "something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation."),
+            ("I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood "
+             "with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear "
+             "statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will."),
+            ("Yesterday, you made note of my—the lack of my talent when it came "
+             "to dancing. But nevertheless, I want you to know I danced with joy. "
+             "And no question Liberia has gone through very difficult times."),
+            ("This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and "
+             "uncertainty and potential mental losses."),
+            ("Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. "
+             "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country "
+             "and our people, and neither do we."),
+            ("I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack "
+             "America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality "
+             "of the world. And I wish him all the very best."),
+            ("Well, I mean that a defeat in Iraq will embolden the enemy "
+             "and will provide the enemy—more opportunity to train, plan, "
+             "to attack us. That's what I mean. There— it's— you know, one "
+             "of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war "
+             "on terror."),
+            ("I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, "
+             "we're really talking about peace."),
+            ("We must stop the terror. I call upon all nations, to do "
+             "everything they can, to stop these terrorist killers. "
+             "Thank you... now watch this drive."),
+            ("The decision of one man [Vladimir Putin], to launch a "
+             "wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean, "
+             "of Ukraine. Iraq too."),
+            ("When you think about it, in the first month of the new year "
+             "there will be an election in the Palestinian Territory and "
+             "there will be an election in Iraq. Who could have possibly "
+             "envisioned an erection— an election in Iraq?"),
+            ("You bet I cut the taxes at the top. That encourages entrepreneurship. "
+             "What we Republicans should stand for is growth in the economy. "
+             "We ought to make the pie higher."),
+            ("If you're a single mother with two children—which is the toughest job "
+             "in America, as far as I'm concerned—you're working hard to put food "
+             "on your family."),
+            ("You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is "
+             "fantastic that you're doing that."),
+            "Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?",
+            "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.",
+            ("As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn, when standards "
+            "are high and results are measured.")
+        ]
+
+        random_bushism = random.choice(bushisms)
+
+        await interaction.response.send_message(random_bushism)
+
 
 async def setup(bot: commands.Bot):
     """