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import random
import re
from datetime import datetime
from hashlib import md5
from io import BytesIO
import discord
import requests
from discord import app_commands
from discord.ext import commands
from PIL import Image
from PIL import ImageDraw
from PIL import ImageFont
from cogs.utils import discord_utils
from cogs.utils import embed_templates
class Misc(commands.Cog):
"""Miscellaneous commands that don't fit anywhere else"""
def __init__(self, bot: commands.Bot):
"""
Parameters
----------
bot (commands.Bot): The bot instance
"""
self.bot = bot
@app_commands.checks.cooldown(1, 2)
@app_commands.command(name="weeb", description="Kjeft på weebs")
async def weeb(self, interaction: discord.Interaction):
"""
Call out weebs
Parameters
----------
interaction (discord.Interaction): Slash command context object
"""
await interaction.response.send_message("<:sven:762725919604473866> Weebs 👉 <#803596668129509417>")
@app_commands.checks.bot_has_permissions(embed_links=True)
@app_commands.checks.cooldown(1, 2)
@app_commands.command(name="owo", description="Oversetter teksten din til owo (we_eb)")
async def owo(self, interaction: discord.Interaction, tekst: str):
"""
Translate text into owo (we_eb)
Parameters
----------
interaction (discord.Interaction): Slash command context object
tekst (str): Text to translate
"""
# Decades of computer sciencetist optimizng every little detail to make
# our computers as fast as possible. Only for me to ruin it by doing this shit.
# I am sorry to our forefathers whose shoulders we stand upon.
# I have sinned
tekst = re.sub(r"[rl]", "w", tekst)
tekst = re.sub(r"[RL]", "W", tekst)
tekst = re.sub(r"n([aeiou])", r"ny\1", tekst, flags=re.IGNORECASE)
tekst = re.sub(r"N([aeiou])", r"Ny\1", tekst)
tekst = re.sub(r"th", "d", tekst, flags=re.IGNORECASE)
tekst = tekst.replace("ove", "uv")
# TODO: add kaomoji? https://kaomoji.moe/
if len(tekst) >= 1000:
embed = embed_templates.error_warning("Teksten er for lang")
return await interaction.response.send_message(embed=embed)
embed = discord.Embed(description=tekst)
await interaction.response.send_message(embed=embed)
@app_commands.checks.bot_has_permissions(embed_links=True)
@app_commands.checks.cooldown(1, 2)
@app_commands.command(name="dicksize", description="Se hvor liten pikk du har")
async def dicksize(self, interaction: discord.Interaction, bruker: discord.Member | discord.User | None = None):
"""
Get a totally accurate meassurement of a user's dick
Parameters
----------
interaction (discord.Interaction): Slash command context object
bruker (discord.Member | discord.User | None): The user you want to see the dicksize of. Defaults to author
"""
if not bruker:
bruker = interaction.user
# Må jo gi meg selv en stor kuk
if bruker.id == 170506717140877312:
dick_size = 69
elif bruker.id == 327207142681608192:
dick_size = 1
else:
dick_hash = md5(str(bruker.id).encode("utf-8")).hexdigest()
dick_size = (
int(dick_hash[11:13], 16) * (25 - 2) // 255 + 2
) # This is 5 year old code. I have no fucking idea what's going on
dick_drawing = "=" * dick_size
embed = discord.Embed(color=bruker.color)
embed.set_author(name=bruker.global_name, icon_url=bruker.avatar)
embed.add_field(name="Kukstørrelse", value=f"{dick_size} cm\n8{dick_drawing}D")
await interaction.response.send_message(embed=embed)
@app_commands.checks.cooldown(1, 5)
@app_commands.command(name="emne", description="For NTNU'ere som ikke kan emnekoder på UiO")
async def course_code(self, interaction: discord.Interaction, emnekode: str):
"""
Translate UiO course codes to their respective course names
Parameters
----------
interaction (discord.Interaction): Slash command context object
emnekode (str): UiO course code
"""
params = {"action": "autocomplete", "service": "emner", "scope": "/studier/emner", "q": emnekode, "limit": 1}
data = requests.get("https://www.uio.no/studier/", params=params, timeout=10)
if data.status_code != 200:
return await interaction.response.send_message(embed=embed_templates.error_fatal("Kunne ikke nå API"))
results = data.text.strip("\n").split("\n")[:-1]
if not results:
return await interaction.response.send_message(embed=embed_templates.error_warning("Fant ikke emnekode"))
for result in results:
code, name, _ = result.split(";")
if code.lower() == emnekode.lower():
break
await interaction.response.send_message(name)
@app_commands.checks.bot_has_permissions(embed_links=True)
@app_commands.checks.cooldown(1, 2)
@app_commands.command(name="klappifiser", description="Klappifiser tekst")
async def clapify(self, interation: discord.Interaction, tekst: str):
"""
Add clap emoji between every word of a string
Parameters
----------
interaction (discord.Interaction): Slash command context object
tekst (str): Text to clapify
"""
if len(tekst) >= 1000:
embed = embed_templates.error_warning("Teksten er for lang")
return await interation.response.send_message(embed=embed)
tekst = tekst.replace(" ", "👏")
embed = discord.Embed(color=interation.client.user.color, description=f"**{tekst.upper()}**")
await interation.response.send_message(embed=embed)
@app_commands.checks.bot_has_permissions(embed_links=True)
@app_commands.checks.cooldown(1, 2)
@app_commands.command(name="mock", description="vEt dU iKkE hVa mOcKtEkSt eR eLlEr?")
async def mock(self, interation: discord.Interaction, tekst: str, bruker: discord.User | None = None):
"""
dO i rEaLlY nEeD tO eXpLaIn??
Parameters
----------
interaction (discord.Interaction): Slash command context object
tekst (str): Text to clapify
"""
# TODO: make this not horrible. I can't be botherd to right now
words = tekst.split(" ")
for i, word in enumerate(words):
karakter = 0
word = list(word)
for j, char in enumerate(word):
if char.isalpha():
if karakter % 2 == 0:
word[j] = char.lower()
else:
word[j] = char.upper()
karakter += 1
words[i] = "".join(word)
text = " ".join(words)
mention = bruker.mention if bruker else ""
embed = discord.Embed(color=interation.client.user.color, description=text)
await interation.response.send_message(content=mention, embed=embed)
@app_commands.checks.bot_has_permissions(embed_links=True)
@app_commands.checks.cooldown(1, 5)
@app_commands.command(name="helligdager", description="Se helligdager i et land for et år")
async def holidays(self, interaction: discord.Interaction, *, land: str = "NO", år: int = None):
"""
Get holidays for a country for a given year
Parameters
----------
interaction (discord.Interaction): Slash command context object
land (str): Country code
år (int): Year
"""
land = land.upper()
år = datetime.now().year if not år else int(år)
data = requests.get(f"https://date.nager.at/api/v3/publicholidays/{år}/{land}", timeout=10)
if data.status_code != 200:
embed = embed_templates.error_warning("Ugyldig land\nHusk å bruke landskoder\n" + "For eksempel: `NO`")
return await interaction.response.send_message(embed=embed)
data = data.json()
country = data[0]["countryCode"].lower()
# Construct output
holiday_str = ""
for day in data:
date = discord.utils.format_dt(datetime.strptime(day["date"], "%Y-%m-%d"), style="D")
holiday_str += f'* **{date}**: {day["localName"]}\n'
embed = discord.Embed(
color=interaction.client.user.color, title=f":flag_{country}: Helligdager {år} :flag_{country}:"
)
embed.description = holiday_str
await interaction.response.send_message(embed=embed)
@app_commands.checks.bot_has_permissions(embed_links=True, attach_files=True)
@app_commands.checks.cooldown(1, 5)
@app_commands.command(name="match", description="Se hvor mye du matcher med en annen")
async def match(self, interaction: discord.Interaction, bruker: discord.Member):
"""
Get dating compatibility with another user
Parameters
----------
interaction (discord.Interaction): Slash command context object
bruker (discord.Member): User to match with
"""
if bruker == interaction.user:
embed = embed_templates.error_warning("Jeg vet du er ensom, men du kan ikke matche med deg selv")
return await interaction.response.send_message(embed=embed)
invoker_id = int(str(interaction.user.id)[11:14])
user_id = int(str(bruker.id)[11:14])
match_percent = int((invoker_id + user_id) % 100)
if bruker.id == self.bot.user.id:
match_percent = 100
# Prepare invoker avatar
invoker_avatar = await discord_utils.get_file_bytesio(interaction.user.display_avatar)
invoker = Image.open(invoker_avatar).convert("RGBA")
invoker = invoker.resize((389, 389))
# Prepare user avatar
user_avatar = await discord_utils.get_file_bytesio(bruker.display_avatar)
user = Image.open(user_avatar).convert("RGBA")
user = user.resize((389, 389))
# Prepare heart image
heart = Image.open("./src/assets/heart.png")
mask = Image.open("./src/assets/heart.png", "r")
# Putting it all together
image = Image.new("RGBA", (1024, 576))
image.paste(invoker, (0, 94))
image.paste(user, (635, 94))
image.paste(heart, (311, 94), mask=mask)
draw = ImageDraw.Draw(image)
font = ImageFont.truetype("./src/assets/fonts/comic.ttf", 86)
font_size = font.getbbox(f"{match_percent}%")
font_size = ((image.size[0] - font_size[2]) / 2, (image.size[1] - font_size[3]) / 2)
draw.text(font_size, f"{match_percent}%", font=font, fill=(255, 255, 255, 255))
# Save image
output = BytesIO()
image.save(output, format="PNG")
output.seek(0)
# Send
f = discord.File(output, filename=f"{interaction.user.id}_{bruker.id}_match.png")
embed = discord.Embed()
embed.set_image(url=f"attachment://{interaction.user.id}_{bruker.id}_match.png")
await interaction.response.send_message(embed=embed, file=f)
@app_commands.checks.cooldown(1, 2)
@app_commands.command(name="ifonlyyouknew", description="How bad things really are")
async def howbadthingsreallyare(self, interaction: discord.Interaction):
"""
If only you knew how bad things really are.
Parameters
----------
interaction (discord.Interaction): Slash command context object
"""
links = [
"https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747542544291987597/973603487541772369/leanderbad.png",
"https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747542544291987597/973603305467043850/unknown.png",
"https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/811606213665357824/955206225681875015/73D1B4ED-BD2E-4BCB-9032-67BF9AEAF4B2.jpg",
"https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/811606213665357824/987321261690605618/Snapchat-1438586183.jpg",
"https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747542544291987599/1288403959299706901/unknown-171.png",
]
random_link = random.choice(links)
await interaction.response.send_message(random_link)
@app_commands.checks.cooldown(1, 2)
@app_commands.command(name="coinflip", description="Kron eller mynt?")
async def coinflip(self, interaction: discord.Interaction):
"""
Flip a coin
Parameters
----------
interaction (discord.Interaction): Slash command context object
"""
random_result = random.randint(1, 100) # We use 1 and not 0 to avoid a tie
if random_result > 50: # And by including 50 we avoid that tie
outcome = "Kron"
elif random_result <= 50:
outcome = "Mynt"
await interaction.response.send_message(outcome)
@app_commands.checks.cooldown(1, 2)
@app_commands.command(name="smellynerds", description="MAKE AN EXE FILE")
async def smellynerds(self, interaction: discord.Interaction):
"""
Github copypasta
Parameters
----------
interaction (discord.Interaction): Slash command context object
"""
copypasta = (
"I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid "
"fucking application and use it\n"
"WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks "
"think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i "
"don't understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY "
"THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS"
)
await interaction.response.send_message(copypasta)
@app_commands.checks.cooldown(1, 2)
@app_commands.command(name="cs2excuse", description="Generates excuses for not shooting heads")
async def cs2excuse(self, interaction: discord.Interaction):
"""
When you're being a weak mf and don't want to shoot heads.
Parameters
----------
interaction (discord.Interaction): Slash command context object
"""
excuses = [
"I'm tired",
"I have a headache",
"I am hungover and might puke mid-game",
"I just need to jerk off first",
"I'm pretending to study",
"I need to eat, my aim isn't as good when I'm hungry",
"I'm worried Markus will teamkill me",
"I'm terrified of Dust II",
"I have explosive diarrhea",
"I have converted to pacifism",
]
random_excuse = random.choice(excuses)
await interaction.response.send_message(random_excuse)
async def setup(bot: commands.Bot):
"""
Add the cog to the bot on extension load
Parameters
----------
bot (commands.Bot): Bot instance
"""
await bot.add_cog(Misc(bot))
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