diff --git a/src/cogs/misc.py b/src/cogs/misc.py index 2a4e6d4..919332b 100644 --- a/src/cogs/misc.py +++ b/src/cogs/misc.py @@ -423,71 +423,104 @@ class Misc(commands.Cog): "They misunderestimated me.", "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.", "Families is where nations find hope, where wings take dream.", - ("There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas," - "probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on... " - "shame on you.' Fool me—you can't get fooled again."), - ("Too many good docs are getting out of the business. " - "Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love " - "with women all across this country."), - ("I'm going to put people in my place, so when the history of " - "this administration is written at least there's an authoritarian " - "voice saying exactly what happened."), - ("See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over " - "and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of " - "catapult the propaganda."), - ("I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out " - "what happened inside this Oval Office."), - ("Tribal sovereignty means that: It’s sovereign. It’s- you’re a..." - "you’re a… you’ve been given sovereignty, and you’re viewed… as a " - "sovereign entity. And, therefore, the relationship between the " - "Federal government and… Tribes is one between sovereign entities."), - ("I'm the commander, see. I don't need to explain—I do not need to " - "explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being " - "the President. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say " - "something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation."), - ("I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood " - "with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear " - "statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will."), - ("Yesterday, you made note of my—the lack of my talent when it came " - "to dancing. But nevertheless, I want you to know I danced with joy. " - "And no question Liberia has gone through very difficult times."), - ("This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and " - "uncertainty and potential mental losses."), - ("Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. " - "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country " - "and our people, and neither do we."), - ("I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack " - "America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality " - "of the world. And I wish him all the very best."), - ("Well, I mean that a defeat in Iraq will embolden the enemy " - "and will provide the enemy—more opportunity to train, plan, " - "to attack us. That's what I mean. There— it's— you know, one " - "of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war " - "on terror."), - ("I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, " - "we're really talking about peace."), - ("We must stop the terror. I call upon all nations, to do " - "everything they can, to stop these terrorist killers. " - "Thank you... now watch this drive."), - ("The decision of one man [Vladimir Putin], to launch a " - "wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean, " - "of Ukraine. Iraq too."), - ("When you think about it, in the first month of the new year " - "there will be an election in the Palestinian Territory and " - "there will be an election in Iraq. Who could have possibly " - "envisioned an erection— an election in Iraq?"), - ("You bet I cut the taxes at the top. That encourages entrepreneurship. " - "What we Republicans should stand for is growth in the economy. " - "We ought to make the pie higher."), - ("If you're a single mother with two children—which is the toughest job " - "in America, as far as I'm concerned—you're working hard to put food " - "on your family."), - ("You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is " - "fantastic that you're doing that."), + ( + "There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas," + "probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on... " + "shame on you.' Fool me—you can't get fooled again." + ), + ( + "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. " + "Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love " + "with women all across this country." + ), + ( + "I'm going to put people in my place, so when the history of " + "this administration is written at least there's an authoritarian " + "voice saying exactly what happened." + ), + ( + "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over " + "and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of " + "catapult the propaganda." + ), + ("I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out " "what happened inside this Oval Office."), + ( + "Tribal sovereignty means that: It’s sovereign. It’s- you’re a..." + "you’re a… you’ve been given sovereignty, and you’re viewed… as a " + "sovereign entity. And, therefore, the relationship between the " + "Federal government and… Tribes is one between sovereign entities." + ), + ( + "I'm the commander, see. I don't need to explain—I do not need to " + "explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being " + "the President. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say " + "something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation." + ), + ( + "I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood " + "with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear " + "statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will." + ), + ( + "Yesterday, you made note of my—the lack of my talent when it came " + "to dancing. But nevertheless, I want you to know I danced with joy. " + "And no question Liberia has gone through very difficult times." + ), + ("This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and " "uncertainty and potential mental losses."), + ( + "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. " + "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country " + "and our people, and neither do we." + ), + ( + "I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack " + "America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality " + "of the world. And I wish him all the very best." + ), + ( + "Well, I mean that a defeat in Iraq will embolden the enemy " + "and will provide the enemy—more opportunity to train, plan, " + "to attack us. That's what I mean. There— it's— you know, one " + "of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war " + "on terror." + ), + ("I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, " "we're really talking about peace."), + ( + "We must stop the terror. I call upon all nations, to do " + "everything they can, to stop these terrorist killers. " + "Thank you... now watch this drive." + ), + ( + "The decision of one man [Vladimir Putin], to launch a " + "wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean, " + "of Ukraine. Iraq too." + ), + ( + "When you think about it, in the first month of the new year " + "there will be an election in the Palestinian Territory and " + "there will be an election in Iraq. Who could have possibly " + "envisioned an erection— an election in Iraq?" + ), + ( + "You bet I cut the taxes at the top. That encourages entrepreneurship. " + "What we Republicans should stand for is growth in the economy. " + "We ought to make the pie higher." + ), + ( + "If you're a single mother with two children—which is the toughest job " + "in America, as far as I'm concerned—you're working hard to put food " + "on your family." + ), + ( + "You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is " + "fantastic that you're doing that." + ), "Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?", "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.", - ("As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn, when standards " - "are high and results are measured.") + ( + "As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn, when standards " + "are high and results are measured." + ), ] random_bushism = random.choice(bushisms)